twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:
Slinky is trying so hard
i am genuinely ashamed of how long i just spent watching this video
i genuinely feel exhausted watching this
I watched 20 seconds and just reblogged. Is this a metaphor for life?
I MUST DO THIS ONE DAY
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather.
I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!
WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jo why
I do adore you and respect you alot Jo… But you should really keep somethings to yourself :’(
WHY WOULD YOU DO THESE THINGS
WHY
WHHHHHYYYYYY
when you tell your parent one thing and then they twist it around in their heads so bad that it turns into a completely opposite thing
My mother does this so frequently to negate everything bad that’s happened to me I
can’t
even
talk to anyone anymore here.
Not true.
You can talk to me.
Anonymously if needs be.
Skype: Wyvern709
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E-Mail: david.thomason@hotmail.co.uk
This goes out to all of my followers, by the by.
Oh Reeeeeliiiiiic~
YOU BITCH
THIS IS WHY I DON’T LIKE MANY ASIAN CULTURES.
FUCK
Ha. Eating cats is wrong, but bacon is a-ok.
Fuck it, I wouldn’t mind trying cat.
A cat’s less intelligent than a pig. Respect some else’s diet and I’ll respect yours. Don’t go all militant vegan on me now.
Wow Wednesday - Wasps that are smaller than amoebas
Thrips are tiny insects, typically just a millimetre in length. Some are barely half that size. If that’s how big the adults are, imagine how small a thrips’ egg must be. Now, consider that there are insects that lay their eggs inside the egg of a thrips.
That’s one of them in the image above – the wasp, Megaphragma mymaripenne. It’s pictured next to a Paramecium and an amoeba at the same scale. Even though both these creatures are made up of a single cell, the wasp – complete with eyes, brain, wings, muscles, guts and genitals – is actuallysmaller. At just 200 micrometres (a fifth of a millimetre), this wasp is the third smallest insect alive and a miracle of miniaturisation.
Polilov found that M.mymaripenne has one of the smallest nervous systems of any insect, consisting of just 7,400 neurons. For comparison, the common housefly has 340,000 and the honeybee has 850,000. And yet, with a hundred times fewer neurons, the wasp can fly, search for food, and find the right places to lay its eggs.
Click through to read more about this ridiculously awesome animal.
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Reblogging for those tattoos.
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A+++, would scroll again.









